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Important things with Demetri Fartin

2009-03-10 21:29:23 by AgentSmoothie

Demetri Martin, a guy who clams to not be gay in any way, shape, or form. Well I think a little differently. I mean dude have you seen his nose? It huge! And I'm not exaggerating, seriously, it's really big and uneven... I think he might be Jewish. But lately it's been bothering me because I think I might be afraid of him. At nights i dream of him torturing me, then tying me up and showing me struggling to break free in one of his lame little skits, and since i'm on TV everyone thinks i'm an actor. Then Demetri will make a really dum pun about the way i'm struggling. It frightens me so fucking much. Seriously.

I just don't see how i can stay strong when I see the screwy guys face with his shaggy hair cut and his "WTF" eyes. I feel like he might shank me with his Gordy neon boner. I need my will to live back. I must forget about my past so I can have a future.

(Below) This guy killed my mother, and raped my father... to death... LITERALLY! And I swear on my parents grave that I will destroy him. I have the skills and the blade, now I just have to find this bitch ass mofo cock sucking whore humping dad fucking mother killing ass licking... DOOOORRRRRRK!

Important things with Demetri Fartin


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mrpibbs1mrpibbs1

2009-03-10 22:05:25

Yes... you should give Demetri Martin a CRUSHING defeat.

AgentSmoothie responds:

Believe me, when I first saw him I asked him if he wanted some HALF N HALF!


KarriyaKarriya

2009-03-12 17:06:25

I don't think World of warcraft things make you stronger in real life in any way. But good luck killing him. But be careful! HE GOT THE EYES!!!!

AgentSmoothie responds:

The eyes of the tiger?


SmidlySmidly

2009-03-16 17:22:15

shut the fuck up fuck fuck sss i ass iass you up the fuck

AgentSmoothie responds:

Sure


t0talcarnaget0talcarnage

2009-03-22 20:01:58

He annoys me as well he was much funnier as a stand up comic his show is quite lame

AgentSmoothie responds:

Thank god. At least one person gets it. You are a smart lad.


SmidlySmidly

2009-04-24 17:35:34

DUDE I just saw the rEALMS3 trailer! You're in it! Also when I googled your name the parental filter blocked me lol.

AgentSmoothie responds:

Dood what the hell art thou talking about? There was no trailer!!!